dancox:

who the fuck uses typewriters anymore

Your grandpa.

dancox:

who the fuck uses typewriters anymore

Your grandpa.

(Source: inspiring-pictures)


i need a haircut.

dancox:

chr1sorlando:

dancox:

i’m thinking mohawk.

Wow, you racist piece of shit. Do you have any idea the trials the mohawk indians went through? I can’t believe you think you can cut your hair in a style similar to one associated with such an oppressed people. Do you have any human decency? Check your privilege. I am so offended. This is why Tumblr is shit.

wow some assholes on tumblr get triggered by the stupidest shit. i fucking hate people that get triggered. they trigger me. fuck.

I just reported you. I hope you’re happy. Enjoy your haircut.


i need a haircut.

dancox:

i’m thinking mohawk.

Wow, you racist piece of shit. Do you have any idea the trials the mohawk indians went through? I can’t believe you think you can cut your hair in a style similar to one associated with such an oppressed people. Do you have any human decency? Check your privilege. I am so offended. This is why Tumblr is shit.


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newenglandheart:

tanglewoodpimp:

plottobombthepanhandle:

blackmormon:

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omg why was this hilarious

oh my freaking god 

Trying not to guffaw so my roommates don’t come ask me what’s so funny.

(Source: wontonpoop, via hanginghere)


Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole  Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did  *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who  we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest  terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that  each one of us is a brain…  Andrew Clark: …and an athlete…  Allison Reynolds: …and a basket case…  Claire Standish: …a princess…  John Bender: …and a criminal…  Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?… Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…
Andrew Clark: …and an athlete…
Allison Reynolds: …and a basket case…
Claire Standish: …a princess…
John Bender: …and a criminal…
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?… Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.


Going for a walk ALL BY MY LONESOME. It’s okay guys, really it is. I’ll be fine. I mean, there isn’t a RAPIST IN LINKIN PARK OR ANYTHING. Whatever. Walk time.


teriterrorist replied to your post: Someone please hang out/go for a walk with me…

:( I’d do it but I have two exams tomorrow.

Those cursed fucking exams of yours. God. :(


Also, ever since the death of our glorious dear leader, my phone corrects “long” to “Jong.”

“I won’t take Jong.”

“I’ll be here as Jong as you need me.”

“Girl my dick is so fuckin Jong. You don’t even know.”


Someone please hang out/go for a walk with me right now. I’m going insane.


When I try to type “Noice” on my phone it puts “Mogad.” What the hell is a Mogad?


I want to be Han Solo. Might change my major to intergalactic smuggler soon.

I want to be Han Solo. Might change my major to intergalactic smuggler soon.

(Source: kevinohneeder)


Smiling is supposed to make you happier or something so I’m doing that.
I guess I”m going to the movies with my dad. I’m happy because that makes today not seem like such a waste.

Smiling is supposed to make you happier or something so I’m doing that.

I guess I”m going to the movies with my dad. I’m happy because that makes today not seem like such a waste.



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